Best WhatsApp Status 2016

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Nowadays everyone of you is using Whatsapp or whatsapp for PC by now, So if you’re looking for some Best Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Sayings dedicated to all Whatsapp addicts, Then here are some of the Best and Amazing Whatsapp Status, Quotes in English which are updated in 2015. You can use and put any of these lines as your Whatsapp Status or Whatsapp status quotes if you want. Whatsapp users are growing day by day, so you should be updated also with the best Whatsapp status and messages.


[Exclusive] (100+) Best Status For Whatsapp :


1) I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.

2) You are my best reason to lose sleep.

3) Good morning…let the stress begin

4) I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

5) If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

6) I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.

7) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

8) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

9) I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

10) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
11) Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

12) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

13) Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

14) Am i just crazy or falling in love? 

15) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

16) The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.

17) Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

18) Love is friendship Set on Fire

19) There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You

20) The good things in life are amazing with you!

21) I am in love with you and all your little things..

22) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

23) Kiss me, & You will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you…

24) With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.

25) Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.

26) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

27) Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

28) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

29) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

30) My heart is and always be yours forever.

31) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

32) You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore. 

33) I just want to die young as late as possible.

34) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 

35) If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 

36) “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”. (best whatsapp status attitude)

37) Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.

38) My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.

39) “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

40) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

41) We loved with a love which was more then Love..

42) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

43) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

44) Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.

45) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

46) Whattsapp status is loading.

47) Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.

48) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

49) If i had the world in mah hands, i’d give it all to you 🙂 

50) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. (best whatsapp hindi status)

51) Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.

52) Do it today or regret TOMORROW. (best whatsapp motivational status)

53) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

54) Work hard in silence & let the success make noise. 

55) I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.

56) ‘Work until you don’t  have to introduce yourself ‘

57) Silence is the most loud voice.

58) The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.

59) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

60) The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.

61) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

62) Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

63) Being with you has made me 100% complete..

64) As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.

65) Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3     

66) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

67) Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other. (best whatsapp love status)

68) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

69) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂 

70) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

71) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

72) “To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

73) I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.

74) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” (best funny whatsapp status)

75) No expectations, No disappointments.

76) Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.

77) Defeat your enemies with your success.

78) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

79) Sometimes we just have to let things go.

80) Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

81) If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

82) Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.

83) You don’t need a reason to help people.

84) Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

85) You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.

86) Forget your age and live your life.

87) Waiting for wi-fi network.

88) I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.

89) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

90) One more password got married…!!

91) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

92) If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.

93) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

94) I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception

95) My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

96) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.  (best exam status)

97) People don’t realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.

98) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius 😛

99) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

100) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

101) A simple hello could lead to million things.

102) “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.”

103) Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

104) Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.

105) Please comment below to add your whatsapp status in the list 🙂  

Best Funny Whatsapp Status

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You

Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Best Attitude Whatsapp Status


God is really creative, I mean …just look at me !

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

“””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.’”

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

Love Status for Whatsapp Messenger


Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.


Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.


Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

Can i borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

If i had the world in my hands, i’d give it all to you :)

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3

As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.

I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.

Broken Heart Whatsapp Status


I know you won’t come back but my heart will take life long time to accept this.

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

Your mind may be sad because youre not with him, but your heart is happy just knowing him.

When A Person Cannot Answer Directly To Your Question Probably The Answer Is Too Painful For You To Know Or Too Hard For Them To Admit

Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.

Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.

Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.

It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.

LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTH’S MAKING.!

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

Best Friendship Whatsapp Status



Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.


Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow


I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Best motivational whatsapp status

Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.

Happy Birthday Whatsapp Status – HBD

Thanking my Dear Lord for another wonderful year of life full of blessings…and thanks for all the birthday wishes.

Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy birthday!

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.

With a friend like you, I could party every night as if it were your birthday!

Best Good Morning Whatsapp Status


A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day


I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning.


Good morning is one of my favorite things to say! It means the day is new and full of possibilities!
Have a good day, mate. Begin your day with energy and enthusiasm because today we can achieve all that we want.


Best Good Night Whatsapp Status


I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.


To all my friends and family: Good Night and Sweet Dream, if your not my friend or family then have a Bad Night and Nightmares


The night is here the day is through, time to go to bed and start a new.

It is impossible to sleep without seeing the beauty of your face even for a brief moment; you fill my days with joy. Sweet dreams!

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