Best WhatsApp Status 2016

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Nowadays everyone of you is using Whatsapp or whatsapp for PC by now, So if you’re looking for some Best Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Sayings dedicated to all Whatsapp addicts, Then here are some of the Best and Amazing Whatsapp Status, Quotes in English which are updated in 2015. You can use and put any of these lines as your Whatsapp Status or Whatsapp status quotes if you want. Whatsapp users are growing day by day, so you should be updated also with the best Whatsapp status and messages.


[Exclusive] (100+) Best Status For Whatsapp :


1) I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.

2) You are my best reason to lose sleep.

3) Good morning…let the stress begin

4) I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

5) If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

6) I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.

7) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

8) formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

9) I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

10) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
11) Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

12) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

13) Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

14) Am i just crazy or falling in love? 

15) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

16) The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.

17) Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

18) Love is friendship Set on Fire

19) There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You

20) The good things in life are amazing with you!

21) I am in love with you and all your little things..

22) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

23) Kiss me, & You will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you…

24) With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.

25) Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.

26) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

27) Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

28) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

29) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

30) My heart is and always be yours forever.

31) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

32) You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore. 

33) I just want to die young as late as possible.

34) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 

35) If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 

36) “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”. (best whatsapp status attitude)

37) Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.

38) My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.

39) “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

40) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

41) We loved with a love which was more then Love..

42) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

43) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

44) Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.

45) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

46) Whattsapp status is loading.

47) Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.

48) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

49) If i had the world in mah hands, i’d give it all to you 🙂 

50) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. (best whatsapp hindi status)

51) Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.

52) Do it today or regret TOMORROW. (best whatsapp motivational status)

53) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

54) Work hard in silence & let the success make noise. 

55) I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.

56) ‘Work until you don’t  have to introduce yourself ‘

57) Silence is the most loud voice.

58) The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.

59) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

60) The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.

61) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

62) Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

63) Being with you has made me 100% complete..

64) As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.

65) Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3     

66) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

67) Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other. (best whatsapp love status)

68) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

69) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂 

70) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

71) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

72) “To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

73) I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.

74) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” (best funny whatsapp status)

75) No expectations, No disappointments.

76) Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.

77) Defeat your enemies with your success.

78) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

79) Sometimes we just have to let things go.

80) Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

81) If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

82) Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.

83) You don’t need a reason to help people.

84) Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

85) You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.

86) Forget your age and live your life.

87) Waiting for wi-fi network.

88) I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.

89) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

90) One more password got married…!!

91) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

92) If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.

93) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

94) I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception

95) My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

96) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.  (best exam status)

97) People don’t realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.

98) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius 😛

99) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

100) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

101) A simple hello could lead to million things.

102) “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.”

103) Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

104) Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.

105) Please comment below to add your whatsapp status in the list 🙂  

Best Funny Whatsapp Status

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.


WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!


With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.


I love my job only when I’m on vacation

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.


If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?


There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday


There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You


Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

Best Attitude Whatsapp Status


God is really creative, I mean …just look at me !


It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.


If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com


Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”


Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”


“””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.’”


I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED


Love Status for Whatsapp Messenger


Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.


Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.


Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

Can i borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.


If i had the world in my hands, i’d give it all to you 

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